Funny
Posted in SMS
1- Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor nahota,
Hum aapko good morning kehne zaroor aate,
Agar aapke ghar itni door na hota.
2- Hum tum pe itna dying;
Jitna sea me pani hoying;
Akash me panchi flying;
Bhavre bageyan me gayng;
kabse hum yuhi cryng;
firbhi u r not rplyng.
3- Who said English is easy?
Fill this blank with Yes or No
i) --- I dont have a brain.
ii) --- I dont have sense.
iii) --- I am stupid.
4- Har gali har deewar par tera naam hai.
Har gali har deewar par tera naam hai.
uper likha hai chappal chor aur neeche 5/- rupay ka Inaam he.
5- Dil k dard ko zuba par lena nehi,
Apne ankho se aansu bahana nehi,
zakham chahe kitna hi gehra "Q" na ho ,
Tum "detol" siwa aur kuch lagana nahi.
6- Chand pe kali ghata chatihoti,
Sitaron ko muskurahatati hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniyase,
Akele me tumhe apni sakal pe hasi ati hogi.
7- Why sachin married elder woman & kumble married a divorced woman?
ans- Bcoz Batsman loves loose balls & spiner loves used balls.
8- boy can i touch ur Software?Girl fist show your hardware .. ok, boy can i download it in ur system?
Girl o ' sure But use anti virous protection.
9- 8 year boy held in rape case.in court, lady lawyer hold his penis in har hand & says,
Mylord see him ,can he rape? Boy says :sali hila mat varna case haar jayegi.
10- What's themoral of movi Rang de basanti & Titanic..? Think...
ladkiyo k lafde me mat pado khali ladkiya bachti hai ,Baki sab mar jate hai....
11- Boys calender--
Jan- chating
feb- dating
mar- gift
april- lift
may- rose
june- propose
july- mis u
aug- kiss u
sep- anger
oct- danger
nov- sex
dec- next...
12- ABCDEFG-All boys can do everything for girls.
GFEDCBA-Girls forget everything done & catch boys again.
13- filmi names of penis: 1-3 yrs- Ankur, 4-6 masoom,7-12 -Parvarish,13-16- Parivartan,17-22 Pyasa,
23-35- shikari,36-50 masterjee,51-60 kabhi kabhi,
61-deth- Yaadein.
14- 4-4 saal k ladka or ladki Dono tub me Nanga naha rahe the.
Ladki boli me teri susu pakad lu ,
Ladka bola apni to tod li ,
Meri v Todegi khy?
15- How 2 activt ur prepdsex card?
scrch the pant.press the nipples ,Enter the penish Agn & agan.
Continu ths prces til the confrmtn ton aha dont com.
After ur sex card has been actv.
16- Woh v kya din thhaa jab log apko pagaloki tarah kiss karte thhe,
lekin apki phuti kismat aap uswaqt huggies pehna karte thhe.
17- Har nazar main kasis hoti he,
Har dil main chahat hoti he ,
mumkin nahi sab ke liye tajmahal banana ,
Kyunki her dil main 4-5 mumtaj hoti he.
18- Only once in ur life ,
U will get a right girl with whom u will get married...
so till then , Keep enjoying with wrong ones...
19- Drink karo to ankhen lal,
Mehndi lagao to hath lal,
Kisslo to lips lal,
Ladki chodo to land lal,
Pakde gaye to gand lal,
Bach gaye to jiyo mere lal.
20- who's hot? Its u.
who's charming? Its u.
Who's smart? Its u.
Who's darling of milion? Its u.
who' a liar? its me;;
hee heee......
21- G- go 2 bed
O- off d light
O- out of tension
D- Dreams come
N- Nice sleep
I- Ignore worry
G- get fresh
H- hav nice night
T- Thank 2 god.
Good Night
22- Hey bude congrats;;
Heard u got selected as the forst male model for whisper AD...
Why should girls have all the fun.
23- Hum Hum hai tum tum ho,
Na tum kam ho na ham kam hai ,
To kis baat ke gum he sms bhejte raho tabhi to lagega ki mobile wale me damhai.
24- Apun wishing u a wonderful ,
super duper,
Zabardast,
xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdam mast n dhinchak bole to ekdam jhakaas,
naya chut mubaarak.
25- Ketne baal baal baal baal baal..
Banda tere maste soniye,
Whole day whole night mujhe band sataye teri hai hai banda sataye teri..
dil ki baat samajhle karle band ki ganja genji..
mujhiko band sataye teri..
26- Isse pehle ke Jindege ka phela kiss suru ho,
Isse pehle ke uske Chut nasht ho,
Isse pehle ke aap chut ke mahol me mast ho,
aur isse pehle ke aap chodne me vyast ho ,
dua hai aane wala bacha aapke liye zaberdast ho.
27- Sare raste so gaye,
Sare sadke so gayi,
sare log so gaye,
sare duniya so gayi,
Tu kyun jaga hai bhi so jana.
28- Jo ye sms padh raha hai woh sweet ,charming,
cute,clever, nice, Intelligent nahin hai to kya hua jisne bheja who to hai.
29- Yeh ladki bhi 1 ajaab paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi yhe meri saheli hai,
jab paise kharco to Kehti hai darling i love u ;nahi to sorry brother how r u?
